The entirety of the Roman empire and Caesar’s reaction when I settle my 4th city.
you literally were just praising my military skills and telling me how amazing i was do you wanna fuckin go bitch
Fuck this cheeky little shit. I gave him gold, horses, all trying to help him defeat the Americans. Where is his bitch ass when Japan attacks? All up on my northern front, where America used to be, eating all the resources. Fuck you Dutch faggot ass cock licking dick butt.
If you don’t think these are the best diplomacy screens in the history of ever, we can’t be friends.
“Goddammit, royal architect number five. You had ONE job to do, just one. ‘Find a good site for the pyramid,’ I said, ‘make sure it isn’t crowded out,’ I said. What’s do I see when I look out my window, number five? That’s not just on a floodplain, number five, that’s not a pyramid on the coast, that is IN THE SEA.
I mean, how is that even possible? How did you get thousands of tonnes of stone out there in the first place? You’ve somehow constructed what has got to be the most magnificent piece of engineering folly in human history. Millennia from now, you know what people will remember? It won’t be the scuffles we’re having with the Aztecs at the moment, it will be this pyramid. This structure will stand as the symbol of our civilisation, number five, a civilisation that dedicated thousands of workers and more than twenty years to the construction of a pyramid for fish. I hope you’re pleased with yourself.”
Hahaha soooo true. We love you, Pluto!
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
i really hate the word colonel
that has to be the most not pronounced like it’s spelled word in the english language